Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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