is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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