You made me cry and you don't even care
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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