I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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