It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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