You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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