sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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