i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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