Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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