I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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