Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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