Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
