Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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