also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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