we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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