I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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