it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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