Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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