so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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