pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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