Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This baby is an asshole
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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