Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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