yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
