So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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