I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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