he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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