i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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