no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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