it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
