Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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