If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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