He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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