We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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