In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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