His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
