white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Terrible idea I love it
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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