Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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