I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Is Oprah even human
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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