I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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