Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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