Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
