Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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