Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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