he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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