just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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