Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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