i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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