what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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