Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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