Christians are straight up FREAKS
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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