So drunk its hurt
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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