That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
