no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
