Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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