OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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