your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ugly people sure do ruin things
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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