I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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