her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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