So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
