it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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