i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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