So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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